Jeff Gordon
                                                            28/Feb/2002:21:45:59
          anybody needs a ride anywhere, i will get you there in a championship
          minute
 

 
          looper boy
                                                            28/Feb/2002:17:59:40
          ya but, those miller fancy beers won't make you growl like the cougar
          shit will....................RRRRROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
 

 
          Skipper
                                                            28/Feb/2002:15:16:42
          You bastard, I hope you burned your fingers Monday night, Miller High
          Life in bottles....$5.77 for a 12 pak, just like the old days...
 

 
          blondie
                                                             27/Feb/2002:14:10:58
          Nube, when you get to 175lbs., "Call Me"!!
 

 
          Nube
                                                              27/Feb/2002:13:01:33
          Looper - If it was from that Polish fella with the cheesy stache than
          it had to be jibberish. He's been complaining that his Packer bar
          (Mamma G's) burned down the other day. Who gives a rat's ass. Too bad
          all those fudge Packer backers weren't in there too. And just so you
          know, I'm pushing the 160 lb mark now and have graduated to a size 30
          waist. Look out Joe Fabini!
 
          Curious George
                                                             27/Feb/2002:12:31:13
DOM, have you tried Zim's Crack Cream yet? Teeheehee
 

 
loop
 
                                                                    27/Feb/2002:11:24:51
to the polish packer and the 140lb. 40 yr. old--i did not receive your
e mails yesterday as my kid deleted them.. anything important or was it
just jibberish? I believe volm turns 40 today??????? must get back to
work..bye
 
 
                                                                    27/Feb/2002:09:00:59
My name isn't Sorenson but I knew a few at one time. Strange people.
 

 
Bo and Luke Duke
 
                                                                    27/Feb/2002:08:08:02
Eeeeeeehah! Don't worry boys! We'll take care of y'all. We can fit all
of ya into the General Lee. Trouble is, we really can't drive any
better than we can act! Yaaaaaahoooo!

 
looper boy

 
                                                                    26/Feb/2002:20:28:55
because the kid 'il eat the middle of an oreo first, and save the
chocolate cookie outside for last...................post it!
 

 
looper boy
 
                                                                    26/Feb/2002:20:26:34

 
Einno Korppi
 
                                                                    26/Feb/2002:17:21:43
Oh I see....
 
 

 
Jonathan Sorensen
 
                                                                    26/Feb/2002:16:10:36
 My Fathers name is Ronald Paul Sorensen, his Father was John and our
 ancestors moved to the US in 1906 or so...I was just searching our last
 name for info on family. Jonathan

 
Janet Guthrie

 
                                                                    26/Feb/2002:15:08:04
No way, Shawna, I'LL do the driving, and it'll be so good, they'll
never forget it!!
 

 
Shawna Robinson
 
                                                                    26/Feb/2002:15:04:18
Don't sweat it boys, I'll drive!!!
 
 

 
b-loop
 
                                                                    26/Feb/2002:10:46:08
lets get a date set. damn it, i have the pit crew working on the bus
right now. the only thing left to be done is finding a
reputible,conciencous, sober co-pilot to assist me in navigating in the
magic bus. guky and stanko need not apply- both of you losers have
already dq'd yourselves with past performances....(guly)... later gator

 
butterloop
 

 
Highway Men
 
                                                                    26/Feb/2002:08:10:34
Happy 70th birthday to the man in black, Johnny Cash.....
 
 

Radar
 
                                                                    26/Feb/2002:07:30:49
"I think I've been slaked..."
 

 
 Electric Jim
 
                                                                    25/Feb/2002:08:11:25
I heard you guys might be coming up in a couple of months. Tell that
mailman guy not to pass gas or bring his own beer into Hugo's again, or
he'll get kicked out for life this time. Is that big fella who had the
flat tire gonna come back again? What about that handsome guy who fell
and cut his head open? Or the guy whose dad looks like Jonathan
Winters? What about the Packer guy? Or the big, happy singer with the
 denim cowboy hat? Will they all be here this time?
 

 
dom
 
                                                                    23/Feb/2002:20:53:14
that short track speed skating really makes me dizzy. I try to drink a
Miller shorty on every lap. cant wait for the long relay. gotta go to
the fridge
 

 
K. Winslet
 
                                                                    23/Feb/2002:09:17:37
If we get through the Winter Olympics without starting WWIII it will be
a miracle!
I miss Pabst shorties.
 

 
Russia
 
                                                                    23/Feb/2002:02:00:24
The wall is going back up!
 
 

 
Auggie Busch
 
                                                                    20/Feb/2002:22:47:55
Stomach? what about your muffler?
 

 
TWC
 
                                                                    20/Feb/2002:10:10:26
A belated happy birthday to Nube. I remember him as a young boy
rambling around the neighborhood on 11th-12th avenues. It seems like
only yesterday.
Speaking of yesterday and beer, I recall that back in the 70s, you
could buy a 6-pack for 95 cents and a case for $4.99. Of course, it was
Old Milwaukee. My stomach still holds periodic protest meetings.
 

 
City Folk
 
                                                                    20/Feb/2002:07:19:00
Those are some powerful words, there Cruiser. I would have to say that
we flatlanders have excellent taste in beer. I've heard that some
northerners are still lost in the 70's and only consume Miller High
Life. Though, these same folks, at times, have been seen mooching red
cans of Schmidt's in a certain motorhome, and even resorting to Stanko's
Homebrew in a crisis situation.....
 

 
cruiser the brewser
 
                                                                    19/Feb/2002:20:09:01
Premo- high tech word for Grain Belt- Its like putting lipstick on a
pig. I dont understand what you southerners are trying to. Us in
Brimson would not drink such a refined liquid.

 
Skipper
 
                                                                    19/Feb/2002:18:30:32
Yes, I seen that article in the St.Paul paper, let's do our best to
 help them out at any price....$7.99 for the 33's in Duluth...
 

 
E Jim
 
                                                                    19/Feb/2002:12:06:14
Skipper - What's the best price in town on Premo? Minnesota Brewing
Co. may be going tits up.
 

 
Skipper
 
                                                                    18/Feb/2002:18:13:13
Happy Birthday old friend! keep your fingers out of your ass before you
cut the cake.....
 
 

bopper on the little
                                                                18/Feb/2002:14:49:17
I recall a time when the 40 yr. old Nube boy took a picture with me on
an inner tube. Best birthday wishes you old wrinkle
meat..
300 lber.

 
Ken Chapin
                                                               18/Feb/2002:13:48:43
48 in TH? It don't get that warm up there in July.
 

 
Fing Jim
                                                                18/Feb/2002:09:03:51
What's a Nube? I feel sorry for whatever it is if it looks like Yoko
Ono. Not a very nice looking lady.

 
John Lennon
 
                                                                   18/Feb/2002:08:02:01
Nube shares his birthday with my love, Yoko Ono. In fact, come to
think of it, they kind of look alike.
 

 
Electric Jim
                                                                    18/Feb/2002:07:55:32
Happy Birthday to the one they call Nube. He's a good guy. One of
"Romney's buddies..." I heard ol' Pete W. likes him, too.
 

  Red Headed Stranger                                       15/Feb/2002:07:26:50
  It seems like it was just the other day, I was down at Green Gables
  hawking them tables....until later old friend...
 

  Ol' Waylon                                                       14/Feb/2002:07:44:58
  "Low down leaving sun, done did everything that needs done..."
  Long live the Outlaw. Long live the Outlaw.
 

  Top Notch                                                        13/Feb/2002:23:17:15
  Rest in peace Waylon...where's my bottle...
 

  Tampa Bay Bucs                                              13/Feb/2002:12:53:00
  Is Jim Keeler available?
 

  Casey FitzRandolph                                          13/Feb/2002:09:12:25
  So? I can skate like a son of a bitch. I can skate rings around all of
  you, except maybe that Krysiak fellow.
  And another thing: The Sidetrack was voted the Best Pizza in Two
  Harbors in the 20th Century, but the Russian judge gave the gold to
  Cudda's.
 

  Botch                                                              11/Feb/2002:10:58:15
  I could bake a Sidetrack pizza like a son of a bitch
 

  Brian Boitano                                                  10/Feb/2002:16:28:35
  Speedo? Who the hell needs a suit!
 

  Greg Louganis                                                 08/Feb/2002:10:47:45
  I love Speedos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

  Spitinme Beers                                                07/Feb/2002:20:24:31
  Speedo? Someone is wearing a speedo?
 

  Harry C                                                          07/Feb/2002:12:23:37
  Holly Cow! 41 degress in Albertville. I bet Scott Gulan has his
  speedo on.
 

  Kim Luck                                                       07/Feb/2002:11:52:55
  "Frank Burns eats worms"
 

  Kim Luck                                                       07/Feb/2002:07:28:04
  "Dis is me!!"
 

  Botch                                                             06/Feb/2002:21:31:07
  I once pancaked Mongo in Tyce's hamburger drill!
 

  Mongo                                                           06/Feb/2002:20:04:56
  Mongo just a pawn in great game of life.
 

  Hawkeye Pierce                                            06/Feb/2002:18:49:40
  "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish.."
 

  Heikki Korppi                                                06/Feb/2002:17:57:53
  I'm with my brother. I see, too.
 

  Paul McCartney                                            06/Feb/2002:17:55:12
  Thought I did a fine job at the Super Bowl you know, but what was with
  those dancers with the toilet paper hanging off their belts? Is this
  some new American style, tell me?
 

  Johnny Carson                                               06/Feb/2002:17:40:14
  That is some weird and wild stuff.....
 

  Slim Pickens                                                  06/Feb/2002:07:41:34
  What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on around here?
  Somebody go back and get a shitload of dimes!
 

  Eino Korrpi                                                    06/Feb/2002:07:01:40
  Oh, I see....
 

  koto        koto's Worldwide Friends / Fans       05/Feb/2002:16:49:49
  HI my Friends i am the real Koto still alive ( pass the word on )
  thanks !!!
  if you want .... i add your address Web site in the links of Koto's
  Friends / Fans site www.kotomusic.com
  if you want ........ :send me your Photo i put it TOO!!!!!
  if you want............
  Happy New Year 2002
  your Super Friend : Anfrando Maiola the real Koto.
  and download free my live performance in holland 87 at
  www.kotomusic.com
  and in February great renew of the original Koto web site
  www.kotomusic.com site for KOTO's Worldwide's Friends / Fans .Greetings
  from the real koto
 

  Jack Youngblood                                             05/Feb/2002:08:14:20
  All you quarteracks are pussies! I played an entire Super Bowl with a
  broken leg. Of course, we didn't win, either. But that's beside the
  point.
 

  Deacon Jones                                                05/Feb/2002:07:58:55
  "You magnificent bastards, I salute you!"
 

  Norm Van Brocklin                                        05/Feb/2002:07:23:54
  Take a hike, Vinny. I could throw (and drink)like a son of a bitch.
 

  Vince Ferragamo                                           05/Feb/2002:07:21:35
  You are all bums. I was the best Rams QB in their history. James
  Harris was a close second.
 

  Ron Jaworski                                                 04/Feb/2002:22:12:06
  Roman Gabriel? What about me? I was a great quarterback for the Rams!
  Really! I was! Really!
  And one of these days, I'll stop drinking so damn much coffee before I
  go on the air! Really! I will! But I can't help myself! I'm kind of a
  hyper guy!
  And one more thing: Pat Haden couldn't throw the ball five feet!
 

  Jack Snow                                                      04/Feb/2002:21:15:34
  So was I. It was obvious Warner was hurt, why didn't they put Roman
  Gabriel in the game?
 

  Irving Friar                                                     04/Feb/2002:19:42:41
  I was open all damn game!
 

  Kurt Warner                                                  04/Feb/2002:10:09:05
  Has anybody seen that so-called genius coach of mine? He got
  embarrassed Sunday night by that guy from the Patriots.
  Oh, well, at least we whipped the Packers' butts!
 

  TWC                                                            03/Feb/2002:08:36:52
  Skipper, Iowa's wrestling dynasty may be over. Gophers look like
  favorites to win it all for second year in a row.
  Got a chance to sit down and watch the Indiana game yesterday. Gophers
  looked awfully good in second half. Rickert can play.
  Big showdown at Iowa City next Saturday. Gophers vs. Hawkeyes. I'll be
  there
 

  Eino Korrpi                                                    03/Feb/2002:06:01:02
  Oh, I see....
 

  cruiser                                                          02/Feb/2002:20:29:43
  Drifter-happy birthday! I think I will crack a cold one in honor of
  your day, then I'll crack another one just because I can. Anyone going
  to watch the Playboy Bunnies on FearFactor at halftime? I may sneek a
  quick peek.
 

  Soren                                                            02/Feb/2002:09:55:00
  Gee, thanks fellas. We went out for supper at a new place in town last
  night for the big day.... the Smack Down Sports Bar. Had a walleye
  dinner and a couple of Mich Goldens (they don't have Rolling Rock yet).
  Things are fine here, although my career fate is still up in the air.
  Hope you all enjoy the Super Bowl tomorrow. Rams by an even 20....
 

  Skipper                                                          02/Feb/2002:07:35:58
  Happy 25th Drifter, hope you had fun......buy some Rolling Rocks and
  come over we will celebrate...Chev, nice showing by the Hawkeye
  grapplers!
 

  TWC                                                             02/Feb/2002:00:02:08
  Happy birthday, O Master of this domain (OK, I'm five minutes late, but
  what the hell? I have trouble with deadlines).
  Anyway, hope you enjoyed the day.
 

  Torggy                                                           01/Feb/2002:22:58:17
  Happy Birthday Soren! Heres a clink of the Rolling Rock to ya!
 

  E Jim                                                             01/Feb/2002:13:50:49
  Happy birthday Killer Sorensen. Have a couple Schmidt Lights for me.
  Bring toilet paper next time you come up. Troy's been using the wall
  again
  Regards,
  Jim
 

  Erica Jong                                                      31/Jan/2002:10:01:38
  You know, cruiser, denial is the first sign you have a problem. Soon
  you'll be delivering those Victoria Secret catalogues like a son-of-a-
  bitch.
 

  Michael Jackson                                             31/Jan/2002:09:56:13
  Man, that's so scary, it made me turn white
  Oh, that's right. I already AM white!
 

  P. McKenzie                                                  31/Jan/2002:08:45:49
  Same thing happened to me....
 

  J. Krysiak                                                      31/Jan/2002:08:04:04
  I once shaved my body for a swimming race, by the third lap it had
  grown back and I sunk to the bottom.
 

  Jim Krysiak                                                   30/Jan/2002:22:20:08
  I would never open Pandora's Box. You can sued for that kind of stuff
 

                                                                       30/Jan/2002:22:11:26
  Victoria Secret, huh? Is that like Pandora's box? I don't understand
  you young kids' humor....Bill House (save the birds)
 

  Robert Stack                                                  30/Jan/2002:22:05:50
  Anyone who's seen Electric Jim, or knows the whereabouts of the missing
  Victoria's Secret catalogs, are urged to contact Unsolved Mysteries. Or
  just send me the catalogs.
 

  Postman                                                        30/Jan/2002:21:59:25
  Arlen Holmes once scouted for me.....
 

  cruiser                                                          30/Jan/2002:20:38:18
  S.Holmes I know not what you are asking, some son of a bitch is trying
  to frame me. I never even have seen a VS catalog, what is that anyway,
  Vasectomy Scars? I dont understand you people.
 

  Big Dick                                                       30/Jan/2002:20:32:57
  does anyone know what happened to Electric Jim? I think I saw him on
  Americas Most Wanted
 

  Big Dave                                                      30/Jan/2002:07:52:51
  Still looking for the SOB who soiled my size 15 slippers.
 

  gorgous babe @ bar                                      29/Jan/2002:14:20:28
  Nube, did you go snowmobiling this weekend? Thought I saw you.
 

  Jim Plunkett                                                  29/Jan/2002:09:00:24
  I should be playing QB for the Pats. I could win Super Bowls like a son
  of a bitch - once I left New England!
 

  Fran Tarkenton                                              29/Jan/2002:08:13:05
  Sorry Mom, I couldn't sleep. I hope I didn't wake you, i was trying
  to figure out how to win the big one.
 

  Randall Cunningham                                      29/Jan/2002:08:11:46
  Settle down, big brother.
 

  Sam BAM Cuningham                                   29/Jan/2002:08:03:29
  Just give me the damn ball Sunday!
 

  Mom                                                             29/Jan/2002:06:04:50
  Up awfully late, aren't you, Francis?
 

  Francis A. Tarkenton                                     29/Jan/2002:01:09:11
  Where's my old team?
 

  Terry Bradshaw                                            27/Jan/2002:15:56:06
  Well, my old team lost today. No Super Bowl for them. But that's OK. I
  get paid big bucks to act like a doofus on TV. And I'm smarter than
  people think. I can spell "katt" as well as anybody.
 

  Navin Johnson                                               27/Jan/2002:07:11:26
  I am looking to sell my Spandau Ballett record collection. please
  inquire at my Iowa address.
 

  Postman                                                       27/Jan/2002:00:15:51
  I don't understand your lingo....
 

  Blondie                                                         26/Jan/2002:16:21:18
  Yeah you got a guy
  You got to feed him
  See-a-see-a-see him
  You put your meat up
  I know you do it
  I know you do it
  I see you swing
  swing-a-swinging too
 

  blonde                                                          26/Jan/2002:16:17:26
  I got it (I got it) I got it
  I got your number on the wall
  I got it (I got it) I got it
  For a good time, for a good time call
 

  brunette                                                       26/Jan/2002:14:10:17
  Tommy, I JUST got your post. Slow, I know, but had you
  written 'nieieine' and left out the 'hike' I would have gotten it the
  first time around. Oh, well.
 

  Mich Miller                                                  26/Jan/2002:12:47:05
  Un one and Uh two.
 

  Ray Korteum                                               26/Jan/2002:10:36:20
  Sully, I don't care if your shirt's tucked in or not. You're spending
  your entire basketball career with your warm-up jacket on and your butt
  on the bench!
 

  janet                                                            26/Jan/2002:09:46:52
  All the girls at the party look at that body
  shakin' his thing like you never did see
  Nice package, alright
  Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
  Now that, lovers, is superb lyric writing at its' best. End of
  discussion.