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Anon 25/Aug/2002:12:08:46
Skipper is King.
 
BRISTOL 24/Aug/2002:23:40:27
the #24 kicks ass
 
Giant Armadillo 24/Aug/2002:23:17:42
The LONESTAR is MINE! HaHaHaHaHAA (That was an evil-sounding laugh.)
 
Skipper 24/Aug/2002:07:28:52
Sorry I meant spring....
 
Skipper 24/Aug/2002:07:26:43
I seem to remember someone enjoying Lonestar a few autumn's ago...
 
K.O.D. 23/Aug/2002:22:41:17
AWSOME PLACE, WANT TO GO BACK!
 
Soren 23/Aug/2002:22:09:36
The people who host this guestbook (beseen.com) have informed me that 
they will no longer have guestbooks available as of August 26th. I 
will more than likely switch the guestbook back to the old format, and 
hope to change the links over the next few days. If you have the 
guestbook bookmarked, it probably won't work in a few days.... FYI - 
Albertville Off Sale is selling six packs (bottles) of Lonestar beer 
for $4.99. After thinking about it for exactly one second, I 
passed. 
 
Jeff Spicoli 21/Aug/2002:10:49:41
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
 
Electric Jim 16/Aug/2002:22:23:32
I think you are all high on dope....
 
Simple Minds 10/Aug/2002:22:54:26
Don't you forget about me!
 
Great Minds... 03/Aug/2002:11:56:42
Knew someone would catch that one (rumors).
 
Mick Fleetwood 02/Aug/2002:16:13:14
Rumours - Second Hand News 
 
yesterday's news 02/Aug/2002:07:51:09
I thought it was a cocaine-induced heart attack that did him in, but I 
didn't hear anything about a hooker. Are you spreading rumors?
 
George W. Bush 31/Jul/2002:22:32:09
I never done heard of no president named Entwisle or whatever. When 
did he serve? Has anyone seen my twin daughters lately?
 
ENTWISLE 26/Jul/2002:23:28:15
I HAD A LITTLE BLOW BUT IS WAS THE HOOKER THAT DONE ME IN
 
John Lee 21/Jul/2002:18:38:03
No you didn't.
 
ENTWISLE 20/Jul/2002:22:45:26
I DIED WITH A HOOKER? COOL!
 
. 14/Jul/2002:15:20:14
I really wanna know...
 
Pete Townsend 14/Jul/2002:00:50:35
Whoooo are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?
 
ROSCO 12/Jul/2002:22:56:05
WHAT THE HELL IS A WHOGO
 
Fritz Mondale 08/Jul/2002:19:33:56
I could have been president, but I was too damn honest. I lost to that 
puppet Reagan in a landslide. See you on the DFL float at Heritage 
Days.
 
Millard Fillmore 08/Jul/2002:16:16:03
How come nobody talks about my presidency? It was great.
I did all sorts of things, like ...
like ...
like ...
Oh, hell. Never mind
 
Torggy 05/Jul/2002:21:04:44
Wow, some presidential lineup. Hope to see you guys at the Legion 
Friday the 12th. I know some of you have a class reunion at the Moose 
that night. I'm the guy heckling you as you go down to get your picture 
taken at the train. Stop by later and have a Rolling Rock on me. Have a 
great time at Hertiage Days!!
 
Chuck H. 04/Jul/2002:09:34:53
Listen to my lisp....
 
G. Bush 03/Jul/2002:23:02:25
Read my lips......
 
Eino Korrpii 03/Jul/2002:22:46:08
Oh I see....
 
Bill Clinton 03/Jul/2002:20:24:19
The Clinton rap

I did not urge
I did not urge
Anyone to
Say anything
That was untrue.

I did not urge
Anyone to
Say anything
That was untrue.
That's my statement to you.

 
Ronald Reagan 01/Jul/2002:16:29:29
I seem to have lost my mind back in about 1980. Could someone help me 
find it??
 
Richard.M.Nixon 29/Jun/2002:23:48:08
My fellow Americans: I hear there was once a boy in Two Harbors named 
after me. Let me just say this about that: The family had impeccable 
taste.
You didn't see anybody naming their kids after that SOB Lyndon Johnson, 
did you?
 
andrew jackson 27/Jun/2002:22:23:32
i met a german girl in england who was going to school in france and we 
danced at mississippi at a alpha kappa dance....
 
Randy Bush 24/Jun/2002:10:25:40
I could pinch hit and slide into home like a son-of-a-bitch.
 
President Kurt Bush 21/Jun/2002:22:43:10
I almost had the pole at Sears Point
 
nice pants, too, For 17/Jun/2002:16:32:55
Forrest, thanks for showing me your S.B. ring last August when we were 
all gathered on our street. It sure was huge, but then, you're no small 
cookie, either. Now, leave us blondes alone, so we may have the element 
of suprise in our favor, and not E. Jim's.
 
Forrest Greg 17/Jun/2002:09:05:28
What is this? Frikken Mystery Date and E Jim is the Dud? Let's get 
back to bashing the losing Packers. 
 
E. Jim 15/Jun/2002:22:22:29
I've been at Hugo's daily for the last few decades and I have not once 
seen two good-looking blondes in that place at one time. There has been 
a total of eight times in the last three decades where even ONE 
good-looking blonde had entered the place. If you can live up to your 
word and produce two good-looking blondes, I will be ready. No advance 
notice is necessary. Just bring extra money for beer and pickled eggs 
or me. Also, bring a large TV antenna -- we can barely get Channel 3 in 
here. 
 
You-Know-Who 14/Jun/2002:22:49:55
E. Jim, you'd better throw out your phone number, complete w/area code, 
so I can call you from Hugo's. Then you can bring your guitar up, sing, 
and down a few with 2 very good looking blondes, if you think you can 
handle it.
 
Brett Hull 13/Jun/2002:22:19:28
Damm I win at everything
 
J. Carter 03/Jun/2002:10:56:52
I would have been re-elected if my brother Billy wasn't such a drunken 
slob. Do they sell Billy Beer at this Who-go's place? Castro isn't 
such a bad dude, and he could play baseball like a son-of-a-bitch in his 
younger days.
 
President Bush 03/Jun/2002:10:06:32
I hate that Who-go's place. Many years ago, I visited there and got 
hammered off set-ups, and some Yankee patrol busted me for DWI. It 
almost cost me the 2000 presidential election. I will never return.
 
president clint 01/Jun/2002:23:05:05
i sure did have a good time at whogos specialy liked the flat beer 
SHARON
 
Hugo's Patron 31/May/2002:22:53:34
Bitching, farting, picking fights, eating pickled eggs, shooting bad 
pool, drinking flat beer, eating pizza, taking a pee and having 
someone open the door so the whole bar sees you.... Through all 
the good and bad, Hugo's still rules. 
 
Larry Eustachy 24/May/2002:20:51:26
You know, since I had such a crummy year, I was feeling a little down. 
I wanted to get away from it all, so I went as far north as I could. I 
walked into this little place called Hugo's in the middle of nowhere, 
and there's this rube at the bar who's almost passed out, bitching 
about always being blamed for burning the food. Who was that guy?
 
Tara Jenkins **** SHOPPING BARGAINS **** 23/May/2002:16:51:57
Great job. Thanks!
 
 
Soren 17/May/2002:11:07:22
Yes, Torggy, there are some things in this world that should never 
be changed. A couple of years ago, Hugo's (or Who-go's) switched to one 
of these new fangled CD jukeboxes. It sounds great, but I sure do miss 
the old warped and scratched 45's we used to play on the old jukebox. 
But, as you say, we still get to drink 3.2 beer out of the plastic cups. 
How are things in the Great Northwest? Been to any Mariner games this 
year? 
 
Torggy 16/May/2002:22:28:52
It's good to see that Who-gos still has beer in plastic cups.
 
Soren 16/May/2002:16:40:37
New Indian Lake photos are now out there. You can find them by going 
through the gallery page. Yes, B-Loop does stink at pool, but the sad 
part about it is that he was the best one at the table that night.
 
MN Fats 16/May/2002:14:38:26
Yes, bring on the pictures! Looper sux at pool! 
 
Postman 15/May/2002:10:56:06
I'm still waiting for someone to thank me for bring up the 6 pack of 
Old Style. I drank all the Rolling Rock so you guys could enjoy the 
Old Style. Geez...talk about your ungracious campers! 
 
looper boy 12/May/2002:13:18:29
i want to see if lonny inns is a good photographer?
 
disgruntled reader 10/May/2002:13:57:48
Not much has been posted since the 1st of May because that post (of 
said date) is so disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
G. Klein 08/May/2002:12:35:49
I bet he still drives that pile of heap he calls the Blue Lagoon, too.
 
POPJACK 01/May/2002:12:32:12
Dave E{EGGAR}...Do you remember being acused of smelling like salt?
 
Are you A MIKATEN 01/May/2002:12:27:00
Congratulations to Randy Johnson{d'backs lefty}, on winning the Romney 
Sande look a like contest................
 
Black Mike 29/Apr/2002:14:36:10
Drove down the road Saturday night, and I must say, there was some 
mighty fine pickin' and grinnin' going on at Indian Lake. That one guy 
could play the blues pretty well, and drink Rolling Rocks like a son of 
a bitch, too. I think I seen him in town once with a stack of Victoria 
Secret catalogs under his arm.
 
Hank Jr. 25/Apr/2002:14:59:41
Lordy, I have loved some ladies, and I have loved Jim Beam.....
 
Ginger 25/Apr/2002:12:10:19
I KNEW there was something up with you two! I wanted a three-some and 
neither of you ever took the hint!!
 
Skipper 23/Apr/2002:20:54:17
I faked it little buddy....
 
Gilligan 23/Apr/2002:10:24:22
Oh, yeah, well you don't know Skipper as well as some of us do. He 
often would sneak up to my hammock when I was asleep. One time Mrs. 
Howell caught us in the act.
 
Rainbow T. 23/Apr/2002:10:00:50
The Skipper? Light in the loafers? I think NOT!!
 
Tiny for real 22/Apr/2002:21:10:42
I dont know who is using my name (nuby) All I was doing all weekend was 
guiding. And we caught fish.. Some of us could have caught 
something else,if she wasnt married.
 
Tiny 22/Apr/2002:12:09:09
Yes, Skipper does like his brewers. He can drink like a son of a 
bitch! I recall him drinking one too many of the cougars one night. 
He walked up to a guy at the bar and told him he was the most handsome 
man he'd ever seen. We lost Skipper after that. We found him a couple 
hours later passed out in my truck. Never did find out what happened 
to him during those two hours, but ever since he's been a little light 
in the loafers. 
 
Skipper 22/Apr/2002:08:06:07
Hey I resemble that remark!....not a Brewer fan though,I AM a fan of 
brewers though!
 
Billy Gardner 21/Apr/2002:21:49:08
All the way to the World Series, baby! Glad to see Selig's Brewers suck 
again this year. We'll see how many fans come to their 2-year old 
ballpark this year. These are the same goofballs that call themselves 
Packer Backers. What a bunch of numb nuts.
 
Johnny Goryl 21/Apr/2002:21:15:38
Yeah, the boys looked good this weekend. But if I were managing this 
nine, we'd never lose a dadgum game!
 
Frank Quilici 21/Apr/2002:19:58:53
These Twins can play baseball like sons-of-bitches.....
 
from the trenches 21/Apr/2002:18:15:10
Where's the report on the fun weekend?
 
Don Pardo 20/Apr/2002:08:23:41
Who was that trend setting trombone player from the early eighties who 
wore those flashy British Knights tennis shoes?
 
Skipper 20/Apr/2002:07:23:52
Cool, Kevin Garnett....
 
Libba www.artic-wolf.org 20/Apr/2002:05:15:02
Nice website!
 
Johnny Podres 17/Apr/2002:20:42:48
"Ha!, I put my money on the red nosed kid on the bike!"
 
Skipper 14/Apr/2002:09:05:55
My boy Mitchell can drive that bus over them mud greased roads better 
than Junior Johnson, usually stocking footed because his co-pilot has 
deposited his left over clunkers in those size 17's........
 
Bobby Hamilton 13/Apr/2002:22:34:55
That damn Gordon, Last guy to qualify beats me by half sec. i will 
get him on sunday
 
junior jonston 13/Apr/2002:22:27:43
mud season sounds like fun
 
J Robinson 12/Apr/2002:12:29:17
Yeah, Voelz can drink like a son of a bitch. She digs my cauliflower 
ears too. 
 
Chris Voelz 12/Apr/2002:07:25:51
I may lie and fabricate some stories, but I can drink more 3.2 beer 
than that thin fella stumbling down the aisle at the opener! 
 
Fred Toliver 11/Apr/2002:22:17:28
What's up with the Twins?? I hope they fair better tomorrow night at 
the home opener. I'm sure happy fans will be drinking beer out 
of plastic bottles. Have fun! Where is Indian Lake? Does that one guy 
get sick every time you guys go up there? 
 
E Jim 11/Apr/2002:08:31:43
Fly on wall - Sounds good, see you tomorrow.
 
fly on wall 11/Apr/2002:07:24:25
I'll be there.
 
cruiser 09/Apr/2002:19:34:10
Bloop are you gonna bring the RV? I can ride shotgun like a son of a 
bitch.
 
E Jim 09/Apr/2002:14:18:00
Make sure Tiny brings those spicy veggies. I like gumming the celery 
sticks.
 
Grandma 09/Apr/2002:14:13:25
Anybody can come.... I love that Brad Radke guy. He has facial hair 
like Nube.
 
Ione H 09/Apr/2002:09:19:30
I will show some skin for you Indian Lakers. Sure it might be a little 
wrinkly and freckled, but I hear you guys are about as hard up as they 
come. 
 
Skipper 09/Apr/2002:07:10:50
Free skin and free beer, count the Cruiser in....
 
cruiser 08/Apr/2002:19:08:00
A stag party? Any ladies gonna show up and give a little skin show? 
I'll bring some homebrew and venison. What is the Lysol line all about? 
I don't remember anything. I know someone though that can pass gas like 
a son of a bitch. 
 
LOOP 08/Apr/2002:12:59:01
WILL YOU STILL BECOMING ON THE 26TH? A STAG PARTY IN TH MAY BE ADDED TO 
THE ITINERY.DAMN, I JUST WANNA HAVE FUN.EXTRA LYSOL IS A STAPLE FOR THE 
NEXT TRIP. THE POSTMAN MAY BE OFF ALL DAY SAT. WHERE IS THE DOM?
 
John Gordon 08/Apr/2002:11:45:26
If any of you listeners has any idea what is going on during Twins 
games as I describe it, I commend you. I am usually only 2-3 pitches 
behind the action, so please be patient and you might get an idea as to 
what is taking place. John "Flash" Gordon.
 
Bill Shorty Pleis 08/Apr/2002:11:32:03
I could throw like a son of a bitch from the left side in my day.
 
Raoul 08/Apr/2002:10:39:58
Why do you city boys come up here in April? It's mud season, you 
know. If you must come up, bring some extra ass wipe. A man never 
knows when he may need it. 
 
Ron Davis 08/Apr/2002:06:14:42
Eddie Guardardo?, nonsense....
 
Left Winger 07/Apr/2002:14:10:38
Everyday Eddie,....everyday? That would be between periods, right?
 
Hugo 07/Apr/2002:10:36:44
Don't rock the jukebox....I wanna hear George Jones.
 
Top Notch 07/Apr/2002:08:54:43
There's a bottle on the jutebox, to help me ease my mind...
 
Eddie Guardado 06/Apr/2002:22:43:39
I have more saves already this year than Gump Worsley had in some entire 
periods with the North Stars. I wish hockey people would call it 
something other than a period. Signed, Everyday Eddie. 
 
E Jim 06/Apr/2002:22:33:15
I don't give a frog's fat ass about Troy, I just want to make sure there 
is a fresh can of Lysol at the bar for when the Postman pays a visit to 
Hugo's. I like that Tiny guy. He is handsome and has nice manners. 
Did the Packer guy purchase a new jacket yet? Those skinny guys are 
nice, but quiet. Will the driver of the RV be wearing tight shorts 
again? Romney's buddies.... I like all of 'em. 
 
greased pig 06/Apr/2002:18:00:51
hey Florian CHIMElwski- do you play the the cowbell? We could use a 
cowbell player. Is that Troy fella still lerking around Hugos?
 
Florian Chimeliewski 05/Apr/2002:22:51:28
I'd play at Hugo's right now. And by the way, this Elvis guy ain't the 
king. I am!
 
greased pig 05/Apr/2002:21:08:52
Is Hugos open year round? I heard they had a health code violation up 
there, it seems that the air was tested and it is unfit to breathe in 
there when certain people arrive from Indian lake, they had to get an 
air purifying system installed and Electric jim was in charge of it and 
lost his teeth in the plumbing and they can't reopen until his teeth 
are back. 
 
Soren 04/Apr/2002:21:49:41
During the Wolves game tonight on TV: Kevin Garnett misses a jumper. 
Mychal Thompson says, "That was a Calista Flockhart shot." Kevin 
Harlan, his broadcast partner is silent, as if to say, "Huh?" Mychal 
follows up by saying, "A little flat..." Classic. 
 
Geoff Zahn 04/Apr/2002:20:50:19
Damn! I guess the Twins won't go 162-0 this year. What's all this 
about Stanko Homebrew? Is it really that harsh? Does that big fella in 
the Magic Bus really like pickled eggs? Where is Brimson? You guys 
rock. 
 
Drifting Cowboy Band 04/Apr/2002:09:46:18
None of you could hold Hank Williams and The Drifting Cowboy Band's jock 
straps. 
 
Elvis 04/Apr/2002:09:41:29
Come on, fellas. I don't care what Waylon says, this here is the 
King....
 
Texas Playboys 04/Apr/2002:09:38:19
Bob Wills is King.
 
Bill Hands 04/Apr/2002:08:07:50
Gimme a break, Singer! You could throw about one inning a month with 
that rag arm you brought to Minnesota. Now, me - when I pitched for the 
Twins, my fastball exploded. It must have gotten all the way up to 65 
on the radar gun
 
Bill Singer 04/Apr/2002:07:35:55
I can still throw a slider like a son of a bitch....
 
Paul Thomorsgard 03/Apr/2002:22:45:47
Bob who? I'm sorry, I can pitch like a son of a bitch, but that Wells 
guy spends just spends all of his time ducking on the mound.
 
Skipper 03/Apr/2002:21:44:09
Bob Wells is still the king.....
 
Bombo Rivera 03/Apr/2002:16:10:15
I didn't need no homebrew to curl my hair!
 
Butch Wynegar 03/Apr/2002:09:05:03
Was the bottle filled with Stanko Homebrew? I hear that nasty stuff 
will curl your nose hairs.
 
ZZ 02/Apr/2002:16:46:47
Was that good or bad.
 
Mark Davidson 02/Apr/2002:06:44:03
I've been to Hugo's, some Amish looking fella gave me a pull off his 
bottle...
 
cabbage 01/Apr/2002:23:56:21
Lets get Curt Dirt to replace Mitch Berger...!!@@??
 
postwoman 01/Apr/2002:23:53:30
Does Jeff Bark get Sports Illustrated for free?
 
Sid Hartman 01/Apr/2002:22:46:12
Well, Indiana lost tonight. If my close personal friend Bob Knight had 
been coaching, the Hoosiers would have won by 30.
 
Barney Fife 01/Apr/2002:22:10:13
I onced stopped at Hugo's. Nice friendly folks. Kinda reminded me of 
ol' Mayberry. I think Dave Goltz was there that night at the end of the 
bar.
 
Keith Atherton 01/Apr/2002:21:21:18
These guys just throw meat, I can hurl some nasty stuff...
 
Sal Butera 01/Apr/2002:21:12:05
Me, too. What is this place you call Hugo's? It sounds like fun, I 
think I'll give it a chance.
 
Junior Ortiz 01/Apr/2002:20:03:19
I can still hit like a son of a bitch....
 
Dan Fife 01/Apr/2002:18:29:25
Twins win! 162-0 baby!! Root for my son and Indiana to win it all 
tonight....
 
ZZ 01/Apr/2002:16:42:23
I'll drink to that.
 
Fing Jim 01/Apr/2002:11:03:47
Back off Bud or I'll kick your ass like I kicked Lyle's!! Hugo's 
should be considered an historical monument. Any place that still 
serves eggs that were pickled in the 70's deserves the title. 
 
E. Jim 01/Apr/2002:10:29:16
That does it!! Now the gloves are off, Bud. 
 
Bud Selig 01/Apr/2002:08:33:16
My fellow Americans: since my attempts to contract the Twins failed 
(for now), I still feel an itch to get rid of something. How about 
Hugo's?
 
Dick Trickle 31/Mar/2002:09:02:23
Hell, I was running 'shine up to Menominee while you punks were in 
diapers....
 
Kurt Bush 30/Mar/2002:23:00:01
Jimmy Spencer can kiss my ass
 
tera-pin 30/Mar/2002:22:44:00
ain't nobody can beat us
 
ZZ 30/Mar/2002:09:25:53
There's a tear in your beer and i'll drink it for you dear.
 
Clark 29/Mar/2002:07:55:14
"Please don't take me for a fool,I definitely ordered the Antarctic 
Blue super sports wagon, this is the pea green family truckster!" "Can 
I get my old car back?"
 
Ellen 28/Mar/2002:09:42:38
"I don't know, Rusty, but when this is all over, your father may be 
going away for a little while."
 
Postman 28/Mar/2002:07:41:27
I like it when we talk about beer...
 
Clark 28/Mar/2002:06:59:42
"Now your talking Eddie!"
 
Eddie 27/Mar/2002:21:21:43
"Bet you could use a cool one, right there Clark??"
 
Clark 27/Mar/2002:19:57:49
"Real tomato catsup Eddie?" Eddie..."Nothin' but the best!"
 
Aunt Edna 27/Mar/2002:10:48:23
"You were the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. Made me so 
sick..." Ellen - "We thought you enjoyed fruitcake..." Edna - "Do you 
enjoy throwing up every five minutes, Claude??"
 
Ellen, in handcuffs 27/Mar/2002:09:45:42
"We just LOVE your show, we watch it all the time."
 
Roy Wally 26/Mar/2002:21:07:26
"They don't close the state of Florida..."
 
Russ Lashke 26/Mar/2002:20:57:55
"Sorry folks, Park's closed, the moose at the front should have told 
you!"
 
Ellen 26/Mar/2002:13:39:35
Clark, do you like that girl?
 
Rusty G. 26/Mar/2002:09:32:38
"How do you use a magazine?"
 
Clark 26/Mar/2002:07:37:16
"Oh yes it is, It could break the skin and cause nasty iunfection"
 
John Candy 26/Mar/2002:07:27:50
"That's not a real gun, Clark..."
 
Skipper 25/Mar/2002:17:47:33
I hope the Russian doesn't wander off by himself at Disneyworld and 
blow chow....
 
Who is dis? 25/Mar/2002:08:37:45
Anybody can come....
 
Grandma 24/Mar/2002:07:50:48
Huh??
 
roscoe 24/Mar/2002:05:40:43
vote ted hilton mayor of old drummond
 
all grown up 22/Mar/2002:20:25:06
Gas, grass or a piece of -ss. Does anyone have that bumper sticker for 
sale? I need one to put on the Magic bus.
 
ZZ 22/Mar/2002:15:37:20
I remember those farts well. It's like I can still smell them. There 
everywhere. 
 
Sewer Dept. 22/Mar/2002:11:51:47
Please inform us of your next trip, we would all like to take the 
following Monday off, when the big fella comes back from those trips he 
has the worst smell, give us a broken gas main anyday!
 
Postman 22/Mar/2002:07:16:52
I farted on the 3 hour tour too, remember? I fart a lot, most of the 
time in my little mail truck when no one is around. 
 
ZZ 21/Mar/2002:16:53:53
Skipper, that's because you were the navigator. Rolling Rock comes to 
mind and a three hour tour.
 
Skipper 21/Mar/2002:16:31:42
ZZ was riding B-Loop? what the hell did I miss?
 
Postman 19/Mar/2002:08:56:36
I'm a Zoo Bee. 
 
Sornberger 19/Mar/2002:07:19:05
I hear Skipper owes a lot of people Rolling Rocks. Is that Stanko guy 
related to any Sorensens (or Sornbergers)? They all used to dress alike 
in high school. 
 
ZZ 18/Mar/2002:16:39:56
You guys are still the sick demented one's I remember. (DON'T CHANGE) 
I miss it. B-Loop, I'd drive the magic bus for you but I'm pretty sure 
I'll be too busy pounding the rolling rocks that skipper owes me. But 
would really like another ride!
 
Cal Sabatini 18/Mar/2002:15:14:00
Who's that guy with the bottle stuck in his eye?
 
Sorny 17/Mar/2002:11:58:48
Holy cow - an invasion from the Snake Lakers! If it really is you guys, 
send me an e-mail at soren@pro-ns.net (you can just click on my name 
above). The Indian Lake crew will be up in Brimsonland this spring -- 
maybe we can arrange to meet at Hugo's or somewhere... As far as 
fishing, you guys win. Most of this crew is pretty sad, the only thing 
they ever catch is a buzz (some of them before noon). And finally, I 
don't recall much regarding the mooning incident. I especially don't 
recall Red calling my dad to inform him that his son was at the 
crime scene. P.S. Too bad that pay phone isn't still downtown in TH. I 
bet Clink misses making calls from it. "Is that you, Clark??!!"
 
joe roscoe penalty f 17/Mar/2002:07:10:29
Peach, Gruver, and 
Clink...................................................................
.............................We are the new candidates for..SNAKE LAKE 
ASTRONAUT..............there is plenty of complaining that can be 
had..but our attitude is take care of new and becoming 
members...We(PEACH,KG,KLINK,and the Whiskey Dan Makii heeeeee).. We are 
hoping the Indian Lake clan,(without file Northey) can participate in a 
fishing tourny against us and everyone else....We are hoping Mr 
Ettestad(DAVE) can get in touch prior to this monster event...Please 
help keep Snake Lake too its true 
form....EAT...DRINK....................NOCTURNAL EMMISSIONS.....Just 
Remember our famous quote`s...I QUITTT.....IF I CAN GET HER DRUNK, I`LL 
TAKE HER TO HE TOP BUNK(beware of ted k. advice it doe'snt work, prepare 
for a bitch slap)
 
snake lake general 17/Mar/2002:06:27:38
sorny line up for kal............Dooo you remember the time RED FRIKKEN 
came to football practice to yell at Buff and Eggar for moooooning Jon 
Hoven`S family (they just moved in from Ohio).........
 
J.R. Cash 16/Mar/2002:17:07:03
I Still Miss Someone
 
Skipper 16/Mar/2002:12:37:05
6 weeks my liver challenged friends.....
 
The Game Warden 16/Mar/2002:01:52:45
I miss you guys.
 
Soren 14/Mar/2002:21:07:58
What a great snowstorm we have going. Snow and wind, and even some 
thunder and lightning. It don't get no better than that.
 
E. Jim 14/Mar/2002:11:47:48
The snow is coming our way. I can tell because my dentures don't hold 
their grip as well when a low pressure system emerges.
 
Troy 13/Mar/2002:10:36:03
Are you guys gonna devour an entire turkey in ten minutes again this 
time? Try to save a bite for me. Is the guy in the blue jacket the 
same one who always has that funny red zit on his nose? I hear he takes 
newspapers from McDonalds, too. 
 
E Jim 13/Mar/2002:07:54:58
I think some of these guys are full of hot air, but they buy me beers so 
they're okay. I can out-fish them, too. Especially the guy in the blue 
jacket with the Packer turtleneck.
 
Beertender 13/Mar/2002:06:44:32
I love to hear the stories when you fellows come up, the best was the 
chubby fellow making it with a gal by the hay stack after releiving 
himself, damn near fell off my stool...
 
Patron 12/Mar/2002:09:03:08
At least B-Loop doesn't pass gas at the bar like that other gent. Maybe 
that guy should lay off the spicy vegetables and vension steaks. Nice 
guy, and the ladies dig him, but clean up your act! 
 
Hugo 12/Mar/2002:08:52:01
Dosen't B-Loop have a satellite dish on that damn RV? That young man 
practically inhales the pickled eggs....
 
E Jim 12/Mar/2002:07:41:12
I heard Gulanski has ESPN Classic. Go to his house and you can watch 
football all day long. If you're lucky he might even have a Rolling 
Rock in the fridge.
 
Elway 11/Mar/2002:23:05:22
Gotta be somethin' better to do at 23:02:30. I wanna watch football.
 
the wicked witch 11/Mar/2002:23:02:30
12/Jan/2002:13:37:58 I be melting now.
 
E Jim 11/Mar/2002:12:41:26
Postman, even I understand.... All this snow will help the Cloquet 
River level this spring. Bring your tubes and an extra twelve-pack.
 
Postman 11/Mar/2002:12:07:36
Huh?
 
Soren https://soren1964.tripod.com/gbookarchive.html 11/Mar/2002:09:31:08
In case anyone is keeping score, I believe this guestbook is set up to 
store only a certain amount (100K) of space. We are pretty close to 
that amount right now. What this means is that pretty soon the bottom 
(older) messages will start to disappear when new messages are entered. 
No problem, as I will periodically drop some of the older messages out 
to the Archive page. See the link to the Archive page above. Happy 
Monday. 
 
Bert Blyleven 11/Mar/2002:07:45:19
Give it a rest, Burt. What do you know?? You don't even know the proper 
spelling of your first name! Brrttt. Excuse me.
 
Burt Reynolds 10/Mar/2002:15:54:36
I do have a bad hairhat but I have had my share of babes in my day, of 
course not like the Russian fellow, I hope E. Jim doesn't turn the 
light on in that cell.....KABOOM! 
 
Bill Bertizman 07/Mar/2002:12:39:37
I see the Packers may be signing a couple more hooligans. Mark Chmura 
the rapist and Terry Glenn the paranoid schizophrenic. What the hell 
is this? The "The Longest Yard Part II"? Are they going to sign Burt 
Reynolds too? 
 
Deputy 07/Mar/2002:08:18:09
Tell your friend with the wispy mustache in the Montero to slow down! 
I let him off easy this time. I couldn've thrown the book at him: No 
proof of insurance, beer on his breath, and he's driving a frikken 
foreign SUV to boot. Stay out of my county, Mister! 
 
Hop Sing 05/Mar/2002:07:16:00
You people no good, drink many, many beer and then smell, you mind be 
of basard Hoss, he no good too....
 
Urban Cowboy 04/Mar/2002:08:19:18
Thanks for the Brimson update, big fella, but I do have a few 
questions..... Do the pickled eggs still require several tablespoons of 
salt and several ounces of brew in order for them to slide down? Has 
the supply of Lysol been replenished? No signs of E. Jim, but are you 
sure his dentures weren't sitting on the bar? Have the natives finally 
accepted the new CD jukebox? Has the TV reception improved at the bar? 
And finally, when will Hugo's bring back Blatz on tap so Big Jim doesn't 
have to drink that Miller moose piss? 
 
Denim Cowboy 03/Mar/2002:21:03:08
I made an appearance at Hugo's yesterday with my brother Bruce. No 
sightings of Big Dave or Electric Jim were made but I was able to talk 
a little Viking jibberish with Clyde Norberg and have a tap beer with 
him. Damn it, Kevin serves a mean pickled egg! That was a neccessity 
since it was Bruce's birthday. He didn't seem to fond of the idea at 
first. He also was interested in where the postman committed his 
infamous display at the bar. Brimson,itself, will never be the same.
 
Eric Clapton 02/Mar/2002:23:38:05
Jolly good that you invited BB. By the way, look out for my latest 
album, "Live at the Two Harbors VFW." The liner notes recount some 
amusing stories. They kicked me out three times - once because my hair 
was too long and the next time because I refused to play a medley of 
K.C. and the Sunshine Band's greatest hits, and the third time because 
some guy named Skipper insisted on singing backup vocals on "Layla." 
Place emptied out like it was on fire.
 
BB King 02/Mar/2002:19:45:51
Visit this site to see my historic appearance at Indian Lake:

https://soren1964.tripod.com/bbking.jpg

 
Dick Trickle 01/Mar/2002:15:11:28
Gordon you pussy, you touch my stuff I'll ring your neck...I can drive 
like a son of bitch!
 
Kam Fong (as Chin Ho 01/Mar/2002:10:37:31
If I catch any of you bastards speeding, it'll be - book 'em, Danno!
 
Gordon Lightfoot 01/Mar/2002:09:20:59
"...and all that remains are the faces and the names of the wives and 
the sons and the daughters..."
 
Jeff Gordon 28/Feb/2002:21:45:59
anybody needs a ride anywhere, i will get you there in a championship 
minute
 
looper boy 28/Feb/2002:17:59:40
ya but, those miller fancy beers won't make you growl like the cougar 
shit will....................RRRRROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
 
Skipper 28/Feb/2002:15:16:42
You bastard, I hope you burned your fingers Monday night, Miller High 
Life in bottles....$5.77 for a 12 pak, just like the old days...
 
blondie 27/Feb/2002:14:10:58
Nube, when you get to 175lbs., "Call Me"!!
 
Nube 27/Feb/2002:13:01:33
Looper - If it was from that Polish fella with the cheesy stache than 
it had to be jibberish. He's been complaining that his Packer bar 
(Mamma G's) burned down the other day. Who gives a rat's ass. Too bad 
all those fudge Packer backers weren't in there too. And just so you 
know, I'm pushing the 160 lb mark now and have graduated to a size 30 
waist. Look out Joe Fabini!
 
Curious George 27/Feb/2002:12:31:13
DOM, have you tried Zim's Crack Cream yet? Teeheehee
 
loop 27/Feb/2002:11:24:51
to the polish packer and the 140lb. 40 yr. old--i did not receive your 
e mails yesterday as my kid deleted them.. anything important or was it 
just jibberish? I believe volm turns 40 today??????? must get back to 
work..bye
 
27/Feb/2002:09:00:59
My name isn't Sorenson but I knew a few at one time. Strange people.
 
Bo and Luke Duke 27/Feb/2002:08:08:02
Eeeeeeehah! Don't worry boys! We'll take care of y'all. We can fit all 
of ya into the General Lee. Trouble is, we really can't drive any 
better than we can act! Yaaaaaahoooo!
 
looper boy 26/Feb/2002:20:28:55
because the kid 'il eat the middle of an oreo first, and save the 
chocolate cookie outside for last...................post it!
 
looper boy 26/Feb/2002:20:26:34
 
Einno Korppi 26/Feb/2002:17:21:43
Oh I see....
 
Jonathan Sorensen 26/Feb/2002:16:10:36
My Fathers name is Ronald Paul Sorensen, his Father was John and our 
ancestors moved to the US in 1906 or so...I was just searching our last 
name for info on family. Jonathan
 
Janet Guthrie 26/Feb/2002:15:08:04
No way, Shawna, I'LL do the driving, and it'll be so good, they'll 
never forget it!!
 
Shawna Robinson 26/Feb/2002:15:04:18
Don't sweat it boys, I'll drive!!!
 
b-loop 26/Feb/2002:10:46:08
lets get a date set. damn it, i have the pit crew working on the bus 
right now. the only thing left to be done is finding a 
reputible,conciencous, sober co-pilot to assist me in navigating in the 
magic bus. guky and stanko need not apply- both of you losers have 
already dq'd yourselves with past performances....(guly)... later gator
 
butterloop 26/Feb/2002:10:40:10
 
Highway Men 26/Feb/2002:08:10:34
Happy 70th birthday to the man in black, Johnny Cash.....
 
Radar 26/Feb/2002:07:30:49
"I think I've been slaked..."
 
Electric Jim 25/Feb/2002:08:11:25
I heard you guys might be coming up in a couple of months. Tell that 
mailman guy not to pass gas or bring his own beer into Hugo's again, or 
he'll get kicked out for life this time. Is that big fella who had the 
flat tire gonna come back again? What about that handsome guy who fell 
and cut his head open? Or the guy whose dad looks like Jonathan 
Winters? What about the Packer guy? Or the big, happy singer with the 
denim cowboy hat? Will they all be here this time? 
 
dom 23/Feb/2002:20:53:14
that short track speed skating really makes me dizzy. I try to drink a 
Miller shorty on every lap. cant wait for the long relay. gotta go to 
the fridge